I m very perfect person.
mein manta hu ki humara vishwas hi humara bhagwan hai,or koi dusra bhagwan nhi.mein apne uper bhut vishwas karta hu,or mujhe ek perfect friend ki jarurat hai mein jiesse apni her baat share ker sku.will u be my perfect friend ????friends are like colour pencils.they colur our lives.but hope, you will need mesome where to complete your picture.
Roses are pink as pink as your lips
stars are bright as bright as your eyes
Apples are red
as red as your cheeks
Snow is white
as white as your teeth
Dew is fresh
as fresh as your face
Night is black as black
as your hair
Breeze is soft as
soft as your voice
Dawn is warm as warm
as your touch
The sky is beautiful
as beautiful as You
And the world is good
as good as your Heart
so I m lucky yo r ma FrienD!!
As innocent as a flower¸
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As sweet as cherry pie
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As beautiful as a sunset
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As bright as a firefly
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As clever as a musician
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As lovable as a red rose
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As genuine as a teardrop
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As funny as a clown’s nose
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As honest as a young child
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As fun as a merry-go-round
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As rare as a four leaf clover
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As down-to-earth as the ground
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As friendly as a butterfly
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As precious as passing youth
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As gorgeous as miss world is
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As valuable as pure truthyeah sweet friend this is u............
ऐसा दोस्त चाहिए जो हमे अपना मान सके, जो हमारा दिल को जान सके, चल रहा हो हम तेज़ बेरिश मे, फिर भी पानी मे से आँसुओ को पहचान सके!!!! ख़ुश्बू की तरह मेरी सांसो मे रेहाना…… लहू बनके मेरी नसनस मे बेहाना, दोस्ती होती है रिस्तो का अनमोल गेहना………..******* इसलिया इस दोस्ती को कभी अलविदा ना कहना.*********** याद आए कभी तो आँखें बंद मत करना................. हम ना भी मिलें तो गम मत करना!!!! ज़रूरी तो नही के हम नेट पेर हैर रोज़ मिलें मगर ये दोस्ती का एहसास कभी कम मत करना....................... दोस्ती उन से करो जो निभाना जानते हो............... नफ़रत उन से करो जो भूलना जानते हो................ ग़ुस्सा उन से करो जो मनाना जनता हो........... प्यार उनसे करो जो दिल लुटाना जनता हो.................*** बहते अश्को की ज़ुबान नही होती, लफ़्ज़ों मे मोहब्बत बयां नही होती, मिले जो प्यार तो कदर करना, किस्मत हर कीसी पर मेहरबां नही होती. ---------------- ज़िंदगी गमो का पुलिंदा है, ख़ुशियाँ आज कल चुनिंदा है, कभी याद कर लिया करो इश्स नाचीज़ को, ये शक्स अभी तक ज़िंदा है.
Jokes
1. Arz kya hai
Chicken aisay pakao k kaccha na ho
Chicken aisay pakao k kaccha na ho...
Aur
Mohabbat aisay nibhao k Baccha na ho...
WaWa WaWa WaWa WaWa WaWa
2. Ek larki dosri Larki se.
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa hay..?
2nd girl:
Har woh game jo Larkon ke sath khela jaey,
Woh bhi Andheray mein.
3. Mere husband ne mara hai!!!
Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui thi,
Parosan ne poocha kia hua?
Aourat: Mere husband ne mara hai\
Parosan: Lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain.\
Aourat: Mera bhe yehi khayal tha.
4. Unhon ne apna kabhi banaya he nahi,
Jhoota he sahi pyar dikhaya he nahi,
Ghaltiyan apni hum maan bhi jaty,
Par kya keren qasoor hamara hamain bataya bhi nahi.
5. Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
6. Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.
7. Santa in aptitude test:
River Kaveri is in which state?
Santa: Liquid State. :-)
8. Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don’t know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai,
apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
9. American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female.
10. Wife: Sath wala passenger mere girebaan mai jhank raha hai
Sardar ji: Ha,Ha,Ha,
Jhankne do bewakoof ko tumhara batwa tu mere pass hai.
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