Friday, July 30, 2010



I m very perfect person.


mein manta hu ki humara vishwas hi humara bhagwan hai,or koi dusra bhagwan nhi.mein apne uper bhut vishwas karta hu,or mujhe ek perfect friend ki jarurat hai mein jiesse apni her baat share ker sku.will u be my perfect friend ????friends are like colour pencils.they colur our lives.but hope, you will need mesome where to complete your picture.


Wednesday, July 28, 2010


Roses are pink as pink as your lips

stars are bright as bright as your eyes

Apples are red

as red as your cheeks

Snow is white

as white as your teeth

Dew is fresh

as fresh as your face

Night is black as black

as your hair

Breeze is soft as

soft as your voice

Dawn is warm as warm

as your touch

The sky is beautiful

as beautiful as You

And the world is good

as good as your Heart

so I m lucky yo r ma FrienD!!


As innocent as a flower¸

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As sweet as cherry pie

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As beautiful as a sunset

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As bright as a firefly

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As clever as a musician

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As lovable as a red rose

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As genuine as a teardrop

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As funny as a clown’s nose

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As honest as a young child

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As fun as a merry-go-round

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As rare as a four leaf clover

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As down-to-earth as the ground

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As friendly as a butterfly

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As precious as passing youth

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As gorgeous as miss world is

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As valuable as pure truthyeah sweet friend this is u............

ऐसा दोस्त चाहिए जो हमे अपना मान सके, जो हमारा दिल को जान सके, चल रहा हो हम तेज़ बेरिश मे, फिर भी पानी मे से आँसुओ को पहचान सके!!!! ख़ुश्बू की तरह मेरी सांसो मे रेहाना…… लहू बनके मेरी नसनस मे बेहाना, दोस्ती होती है रिस्तो का अनमोल गेहना………..******* इसलिया इस दोस्ती को कभी अलविदा ना कहना.*********** याद आए कभी तो आँखें बंद मत करना................. हम ना भी मिलें तो गम मत करना!!!! ज़रूरी तो नही के हम नेट पेर हैर रोज़ मिलें मगर ये दोस्ती का एहसास कभी कम मत करना....................... दोस्ती उन से करो जो निभाना जानते हो............... नफ़रत उन से करो जो भूलना जानते हो................ ग़ुस्सा उन से करो जो मनाना जनता हो........... प्यार उनसे करो जो दिल लुटाना जनता हो.................*** बहते अश्को की ज़ुबान नही होती, लफ़्ज़ों मे मोहब्बत बयां नही होती, मिले जो प्यार तो कदर करना, किस्मत हर कीसी पर मेहरबां नही होती. ---------------- ज़िंदगी गमो का पुलिंदा है, ख़ुशियाँ आज कल चुनिंदा है, कभी याद कर लिया करो इश्स नाचीज़ को, ये शक्स अभी तक ज़िंदा है.

मैत्र! एक गोंडस नाव,एका नात्याचं.रम्य बालपणात;त्या वेड्या भिरभिरणाऱ्या वयात हे मैत्र किती तऱ्हांनी बागडत असतं आपल्याबरोबर, नाही?या मैत्रीला कुठे बांधून धरून ठेवावं कळतच नाही तेव्हा.समुद्रकाठच्या वाळूसारखी सटकून जाते ती पायाखालून.मग वाळू सोडून नावेत बसतो आपण;लाटांवर स्वार होण्यासाठी, एकटेच.पण कसा कुणास ठाऊक आहे,आहे म्हणेपर्यंत रस्ता चुकतो आपला.कायमची चुकामूक.मग आपापल्या वाटेवरून चालत राहायचं,एवढंच उरतं आपल्या हातात.पण त्या मैत्रीला सुरक्षित जपून ठेवायचं काम चोख बजावतं आपलं मन.आणि जसा जसा आयुष्याचा किनारा जवळ येऊ लागतो,तसातसा गहिरा होत जातो रंग त्या मैत्रीचा.


Jokes
1. Arz kya hai
Chicken aisay pakao k kaccha na ho
Chicken aisay pakao k kaccha na ho...
Aur
Mohabbat aisay nibhao k Baccha na ho...
WaWa WaWa WaWa WaWa WaWa


2. Ek larki dosri Larki se.
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa hay..?
2nd girl:
Har woh game jo Larkon ke sath khela jaey,
Woh bhi Andheray mein.


3. Mere husband ne mara hai!!!
Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui thi,
Parosan ne poocha kia hua?
Aourat: Mere husband ne mara hai\
Parosan: Lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain.\
Aourat: Mera bhe yehi khayal tha.


4. Unhon ne apna kabhi banaya he nahi,
Jhoota he sahi pyar dikhaya he nahi,
Ghaltiyan apni hum maan bhi jaty,
Par kya keren qasoor hamara hamain bataya bhi nahi.


5. Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?


6. Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.


7. Santa in aptitude test:
River Kaveri is in which state?
Santa: Liquid State. :-)


8. Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don’t know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai,
apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.


9. American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female.


10. Wife: Sath wala passenger mere girebaan mai jhank raha hai
Sardar ji: Ha,Ha,Ha,
Jhankne do bewakoof ko tumhara batwa tu mere pass hai.

Jab Kabhi Choudhwen Ka Chand DekhonTum Yaad Aatey Ho…..Jab Kabhi Subha Ki Pehli Kiran DekhonTo Tumhari Muskurahat Yaad Aati Hai…. 0300 2711 588 Jab Kabhi Souraj Ko Dhalta DekhonTo Tumharey Gham Yaad Aatey Hain…Jab Kabhi Parindon Ki Chechahat sunooTo Tumhari Madham Madhosh Awaz Sunai DayJab Kabhi Gulab Ko Khilta DekhonTo Tumharey Labb Yaad aaye……Jab Kabhi Barstey Badal dekhonTo Tumhari Yaad Main Doobi…Woh Shaam Yaad aayeJab Kabhi Ghazal Main Tumhara Tazkara KaronTo Tumharey Khushboo Main Bassey Khat Yaad aayeJab Kabhi Barish Main Moti Ki Manind Chamkti Boond Ko dekhonTo Tumhari piyasi Ankhin Yaad AayeJab Kabhi Andheri Raat Main Chamktey Sitaron Ko DekhonTo Tumhari Nazroon Ki Shirarat Yaad AayeJab Kabhi Samnder Ko Kinarey Se Takrata DekhonTo Tumhari Woh…Mulaqaat Yaad AayeJab Kabhi Chand ko,Phool Ko,Barastey Badlon Ko DekhonTo Tumhari Yaad AayeBuss…Jab Jab Main Saans LoonTo Tum Yaad Aatey Ho…!!!


Monday, July 26, 2010

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I found a friend -
And a friendship that
I pray will never end.

Your smile - so sweet
And so bright -
Kept me going
When day was as dark as night.

This friendship we share
Is so precious to me,
I hope it grows and flourishes
And lasts unto infinity.

You are so extra-special to me
And so this to you I really must tell:
You are my one true friend
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FRIENDSHIP
Make good friends & keep ur self in the heart of others, it will make u favorite forever.
# Friendship is a treasure that can never be lost.
# Friends are the most important ingredients in this recipe of life.
# A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
# Friendship often ends in love ,but love in friendship never.
# Friendship is the basic necessity of life.
#Friendship is a warm smile in the winter.
# Friendship means Give & take without any interest.
Smile with ur eyes, not only with ur lips. *GOD gave us our relatives, thanks GOD; we can make our friends.
* Friends are like balloons, once you let them go u will never ever bring them back.
* Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there when in need.
*A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
* The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you .
* God is so wise that he never created people with a price tag because if He did I couldnt afford a precious friend
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं ,
तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं .
एक दोस्त है कच्चा पक्का सा ,
एक झूठ है आधा सच्चा सा .
जज़्बात को ढके एक पर्दा बस ,
एक बहाना है अच्छा अच्छा सा .
जीवन का एक ऐसा साथी है ,
जो दूर हो के पास नहीं .
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं ,
तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं .
हवा का एक सुहाना झोंका है ,
कभी नाज़ुक तो कभी तुफानो सा .
शक्ल देख कर जो नज़रें झुका ले ,
कभी अपना तो कभी बेगानों सा .
जिंदगी का एक ऐसा हमसफ़र ,
जो समंदर है , पर दिल को प्यास नहीं .
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं ,
तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं .
एक साथी जो अनकही कुछ बातें कह जाता है ,
यादों में जिसका एक धुंधला चेहरा रह जाता है .
यूँ तो उसके न होने का कुछ गम नहीं ,
पर कभी - कभी आँखों से आंसू बन के बह जाता है .
यूँ रहता तो मेरे तसव्वुर में है ,
पर इन आँखों को उसकी तलाश नहीं .
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं ,
तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं